Why is it that when you’re a smoker it always seems like you’re the only one, i.e. the leper of society. People walk by and glare at you for endangering their precious lungs with your toxic bliss but the second you stop smoking and try to rejoin the normal healthy fuckers every other fucking smoker comes out of the woodwork to taunt you!
Oh yeah, bitch, we’ve been here all along! Walking down the street smoking, just to fuck up your day! Ooooooh, tastes so good! Mmmmmmmm!!!